PARA SA TANANG BISAYA…(nakuha ra sad ni nako sa spam gi forward…dawbi kay nalingaw man ko so dia sya ron…)
1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak
ridicules
someone by saying "bisaya" but it’s okay if another
bisdak uses it to another Bisdak,as in "ah,
bisayaa pud oy!".
2. You feel proud when Matud nila is sung and you
sing along with it bisan dili nimo memorize.
3. Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang ‘habal-habal’ bisan
wala pa ka kasakay niani ug siyempre pa
ang "sikad".
4. Common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of
"kuwan" as interjection ang superlative nga pirmi
gamiton mao ang "masyado", i.e., maingay
masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo mas! yado
(read:paspasi lagi) ug adunay tendency nga
pulihan lang ang "o" or "a" og "i" — i.e.,ang atop
into atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an
into sud-in ug ang utan into… 
5. You know what "itlog mo ‘noy orange" means.
6. You know that the karaang "bayle" aron
mamahimong modern gipulihan na og "disco" -
discoral.
7. Aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta
ni Yoyoy Villame or Max Surban bisan sa tono
lang.
8. You can use varied terms of endearment for
friends and relatives? like bay, parts, paparts,
migo,parekoy,pareng, choy, higala, kid, gaw,
gaweks, manoy,nong,inse, ditse, iyo, iya,
palangga, pangga, gang.
9. You call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as
a term of affection and hate it when other non-
bisdak use the term as if its a title given for a
househelp.
10. You know what "maning-hag" is?
11. You know vino kulafu and fighter wine…
sometimes you even know its jingle!
12. Instead of stork, you chose snowbear or
you buy Timbura when you mean Corniks.
13. You’re familiar with the brand Loalde in
clothing.
14. You crave for inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang,
law-oy, kinilaw,ginamos, bulad, binignit (!tabirak),
sikwate paresan sa puto maya.
15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes.
16. Handumanan sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your
heart than Maalaala Mo Kaya TV show.
17. at …pag-nagulat-nabigla ang mga bisdak ang
biglang sigaw "ay BILAT" o kaya "ay otin sa horse"
18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you
know that SUTUKIL came first.
19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking is
"TARGET" - asin nga targeton lang nimo sa imong
tudlo.
20. You have at least once in your lifetime
experienced "Ang Mysterio sa Paglawig sa Barko
Padulong Manila", a phenomenon that when the
Boat is approaching Manila, everybod! y around you
suddenly becomes tagalong speaking nga adtong
miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa ninyo!
21. You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the
midst of a tagalog crowd …and he replies loudly to
you in tagalog!
22. The first question you ask when you found out
that someone is bisdak, "taga-asa man diay ka?"
23. You usually use the warning phrase ‘Hala Ka’!
24. You know the meaning and proper usages of
the following (irreverent) words/phrases: pesteng
yawa,usapa na, astilan,latina__, butalo, way
kurat,hastang, PUSLAN MAN, kuwangol, libod-
suroy,ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo,kolera,
sampila(koy),burik_t, barbaki, mangga ka sir?,
duha singko,balang,palag?, wa ka kyapi?, ok pas
olrayt, haybol, ang pahak!, jer-jer, way
blema,tulibagbag, pagarpar,giro,pamalalat,
kalandrakas, ambot sa langaw pilay edad sa ok-
ok, bugnawg simod, buak ang pula, bagdok,
gi-atay!,gi-ahak, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA
(nawong puros agtang), mamaklad, agua de
pataranta, tira pasagad, basin diay pilay pad’s sa
ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya,
ngitngit pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, ug uban
pa…. gibangkulya, gi-atay, pastilan, sus!
25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay ikadugang ani….
miembro ka sa gkk no? ‘gagmayng ki-at ki-at’!
Ayaw kalimti ang LKK (Looy Kaayo Ka),
bayntchenge (.25), sewewen (.50), wesiwesi (P1),
eskina lang noy, pamokong, bahala na’g ligsan
basta inert, ug ering-ering DUHA!
Sa mga lugar, kahibalo ka asa ang Larsia! n
Bukid,Bolibards, kandingan, sutukil,
Duawon,original NghoYong (kadtong orange nga
plato nga puwerting ka mantikaon).
Be proud that you are a "BISDAK" !!!
